The Black Plague In California - Private Judges And The New Court System

Fleas from underground black rats almost broughtand individuals who insist on a better solution and are
down the human race in the dark ages. A similarwilling to operate outside the system to create it...the
infection is spreading through the courts of California,beauty of such an underground system is that it builds
where private judges are at work undermining theits own success, creating a track record of better
state's court system. The plague is spreading rapidly.results, lower cost, and more satisfied customers."
Initially touted as a solution to an over burdened courtTHE SYSTEM'S "satisfied customers" are sending big
system, private judges are now threatening to takenumbers of referrals to these private judges.
over the system itself. Controversy about the use ofAccording to a scathing article by Michael Hiltzik, in the
private judges has heated to the boiling point in recentLos Angeles Times in March of 2006 titled, "Private
years. Government analysts and the media haveJustice Can Be Yours if you're Rich," these judges are
expressed increasing alarm that a double tieredcarrying at least 20 cases at a time.
system, where wealth dictates law, is already in place.California law is unique. It allows a layman attorney to
One such private judge, M. Sue Talia of Contra Costaconduct actual trials. Once a stipulation is signed, this
County in California, admits that such a "NEWattorney takes on the power of a Superior Court
SYSTEM" does in fact exist and its powerful influenceJudge. Yet, they are safe from the watchdog. The
is rapidly expanding.Commission on Judicial Performance has no authority
Talia proclaims that an "underground system" isover private judges.
necessary to fight the bureaucracy and specialThe metamorphosis is now complete. In the blink of an
interest groups that work with the legislature. On theeye and without scrutiny, a private attorney takes on
website promoting her book (ironically titled), "How tothe power of a Superior Court Judge. Now, they have
Avoid the Divorce from Hell", Talia states that such anthe power to issue court orders that are nearly
underground system "is currently and quietly solving theinescapable. They cannot be removed and their order
problems of thousands of divorcing couples."cannot be overturned. For the disfavored litigant
Talia is not a Judge. She has never been sworn in ascaught in the NEW SYSTEM, there is NO EXIT.
a judge in California or any other state. She is a hired"Private judging is an oxymoron because these judges
gun for the wealthy; a divorce lawyer who is makingare businessmen. They are in it for the money." Says
$350-$500 an hour selling herself as a Judge for Hire.State Appellate Judge Anthony Klein. Not surprisingly,
Talia describes her practice as "high end family law".these judges position themselves in enclaves where
She dons a black magistrate's robe and presides overtheir rich clientele reside. Talia for example, has
"hearings" in a mock courtroom she has set up in herpositioned herself in the wealthy San Francisco Bay
private chambers. She cloaks herself in this reveredarea communities of Danville, and exclusive Blackhawk.
garment without having been bestowed the honor of aThese well healed nests create hundreds of millions of
public trust. Like all of her covert fraternity, she hasdollars for private judges every year. Los Angeles
taken no oath of office. She is not bound by a code ofSupreme Court Judge Robert Holfern calls this system
ethics and a set of procedural standards. Despite"evil".
standing court orders requiring it, often no courtThere is an inherent bias in favor of the person who
reporter is present.holds the purse strings, and that bias can take the
This "Judge's" niche is servicing high powered wealthyinsidious path to retribution and revenge. A Judge who
men who want to get the advantage in the divorceholds absolute authority in a courtroom with no
arena. In her thirty years as an attorney, she hasaccountability is afforded a dangerous amount of
collected a cadre of friends and collaborators whopower. The lure of taking on the robe of the Grand
satisfy the customer by skewing custody evaluationsInquisitor, with the promise of lucrative referrals, may
and termination of family support.be difficult for some to refuse.
Talia explains how THE SYSTEM works:History has taught us more than once that when a
"...an underground system will have to evolve,system is infected, it is not long before the entire
promoted by the forward-thinking lawyers, mediators,system crumbles. If we wait too long, it will be too late.